- Sister: So I'm getting you a tattoo, but I have something else that you're getting for Christmas too.
- Me: Yeah?
- Sister: Yeah, it was originally for my friend's baby, but she said she already had one, so I kept it. But you'll love it.
- Me: I probably will. Is it a coloring book?
- Sister: No, she's a baby! She doesn't even know she has hands yet! haha, you're getting a gift that was for someone unaware of her own hands..
I was at work earlier.
A woman came to my register, and I said the normal thing, “Do you have a rewards card?”
She said yes and gave it to me. I scanned it in and looked at my screen and I saw her name was MCGONAGALL!
Then I looked to the side of the screen, in hope and disbelief when I saw that she is, in fact, a teacher!
She just needs to change her name from Kate or Katherine or whatever it was to Minerva.