I was at work earlier.
A woman came to my register, and I said the normal thing, “Do you have a rewards card?”
She said yes and gave it to me. I scanned it in and looked at my screen and I saw her name was MCGONAGALL!
Then I looked to the side of the screen, in hope and disbelief when I saw that she is, in fact, a teacher!
She just needs to change her name from Kate or Katherine or whatever it was to Minerva.