"All this purple and the fuckin glitter. This is straight up unicorn poop and all about it." Probably the best thing anyone has ever said about something I’ve baked.
I work in a drive though. Tonight, we had a customer who was more than obviously gay, the boy who was taking money in the window asked me to hand out the food and I asked why. He said he didn’t like the look he got from him. After the customer left I asked my coworker again why I handed out the food. He told me he was uncomfortable with the short interaction he had with him. I said, “oh, so basically, you’re afraid to be treated the way you treat women?” He was utterly dumbfounded and literally had nothing to say about it after. And he didn’t say a single word about another customer’s boobs, face, or anything else for the rest of the night.
get drunk and watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
I promise you won’t regret it.
- TV: Proactive's new dark mark corrector! blah blah blah give us money
- Me: If you erase your dark mark, how will Voldemort know you're on his side? If you present your arm, and there's nothing there, he'll Avada Kedavra your ass before you can explain your proactive mistake!
- Boyfriend: Oh my god, go to bed.