Boyfriend does cute well.
get drunk and watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
I promise you won’t regret it.
Drunk boyfriend talks like he’s high.
"You make me feel like I’m sledding down a hill of fluffy midgets who are tickling me the whole way down."
My boyfriend does romance
- TV: Proactive's new dark mark corrector! blah blah blah give us money
- Me: If you erase your dark mark, how will Voldemort know you're on his side? If you present your arm, and there's nothing there, he'll Avada Kedavra your ass before you can explain your proactive mistake!
- Boyfriend: Oh my god, go to bed.
I’m so tired that I just went to pee and fell asleep on the toilet.
Does that ever happen to anyone else?
- Benja: He's actually the hottest guy in the worlf
- Benja: Word
- Benja: Woeld
- Benja: omg I give up.
I want to go to a store, and when I’m done paying for my things, the cashier will say “Have a nice day.” And I want to give them a very angry look and say “Don’t tell me what to do,” and storm out.
Oh my lord, my cat is snoring.
