The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Shhh. You’re someones dream girl.
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
It astounds and irks me that in this day and age anyone who isn’t a heterosexual has to ‘come out’ and reveal their apparently hidden identity.